I Know What We're Gonna Do Today!

I like Phineas and Ferb. Speaking of Phineas and Ferb, ever watch the new lost episode where Candace cut Phineas' head off and feasted upon it? No? Hmm, well too bad you didn't see it. It was a pretty funny episode. I guess I'm just that awesome. I'll always be one step ahead, and you'll always miss the new episodes. In fact, you probably have never even heard of the show. I guess I'll draw you into the summary.
Candace wanted Jeremy to come over, but he said no. He was too busy masturbating to other girls. Candace cried some of those salty delicious tears and ran to Phineas. Phineas made fun of her and killed her. I can't tell you the rest because I didn't watch the rest... oh wait, I did. I just don't want to share the rest. Go watch it yourself... oh wait, you can't! Because the episode was banned! And I saw it before you did!
Loser.
{{by|BelaireIsland}}